All of my real life friends who blog use Blogger. This post is for you guys. On a side note, why do we have a tendency to exclude Internet friends when we use the word real?
Dear friends in real life who use Blogger,
Blogger hates me. I think it might be because I am a die hard WordPress user. Maybe not but probably. All I know is that Blogger has stopped letting me comment on your blogs and I’m sorry and I don’t know why this is happening to me because I try real hard to be non-confrontational because I need Internet enemies like I need a hole in my head (other than the holes that are supposed to be in my head obviously) but I asked Google and he was in agreement that this was dumb but he didn’t have an answer for me.
Aren’t Google and Blogger like BFF’s or something? If they are then dang.
And until blogger realizes that I’m kind of a big deal and lets me comment on your blogs again I can’t comment on your terrific posting skilz and that is a really crappy thing.
So, here are some comments I would be leaving if I could post comments on your blogs.
Mama Squirrel: I like your chickens. And the way you made that lawn tractor coop is totally smart. And your sneaky veggie idea was way cool. You’re pretty much awesome.
Marty: Loved the flashback post. That was just before we met you guys. And that picture of the kiwi (kiwis?) made me want to eat kiwi. And you’re pretty stellar at the whole photo taking thing.
Carrie: Yes. Children in tents in winter in Montana sounds insane. Why, in our welfare happy country is a family with children being forced into living in a tent? And my kids planted their potatoes in little black pots and they’re growing big and I prefer Coke to Pepsi anyway and girl you know I can stretch a grocery budget.
Becky:Your garden is something of an obsession of mine but not in a creepy stalker sort of way. Keep blogging about it. I’m learning a lot. And did you add the marigolds to keep the squirrels away and if yes, is it working? You’re my gardening hero.
Lori:Dang girl! (And I don’t use exclamation points frivolously)
Hopefully this comment restriction Blogger has subjected me to will not last forever and I can go back to telling you all how much I like your posts to your faces. I mean, to your blogs. I mean I don’t know what I mean because neither of those sound right. But hopefully you know what I mean.
P.S. Did you know that the word Internet is supposed to be capitalized? I just don’t get how Internet is a proper noun.