If you want to email me you can do so through the link below. But don’t forward random stuff to me. I don’t read forwards. Ever.
Especially glittery angel forwards that explain how I must not love my friends if I don’t forward it, or I must not be a good Christian if I don’t pass some random Jesus-loves-you bit along and annoy everybody else I know.
And don’t send me a Facebook invite. I am vehemently against all things Facebook.
In fact, maybe you shouldn’t email me at all. Unless you have something important to tell me. Or funny.
Funny is good.
So maybe you should email me.