Aren’t some things in life tricky? They sound good and even taste good but then afterwards you realize that, in fact, it was not as good as you thought?

Like when you come to realize that your favorite breakfast cereal really isn’t a part of a complete breakfast?

And that eating it at 10pm is maybe not the best decision you’ve ever made?

And the only thing you can think will make you feel better is to set fire to every last piece of Berry Colossal Crunch left in the house?

I’m sure you’re right with me here.

I’ve been there and done this a few times lately. If only I would have burned that cereal up the first time…

Why is it we often have to make a mistake 72 times before we learn something from our previous experiences? Why are we so dense sometimes?

I say to myself, Self, you won’t feel ill this time. Just go ahead and have a bowl of sugary goodness. It’ll make you happy. Just do it.

And that all too familiar stupid feeling follows not long after.

And that’s when I say to myself, Self…You….Are…. stupid, stupid, stupid… while hitting myself in the head, adding a headache to my already nauseated misery.

Maybe a better idea would be to replace the cereal with a banana?

Instead of a Pop Tart?
Yeah, I’m a bit of a slow learner.

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