I asked Matthew(7) what my next blog post should be about.

Without having to think about it he replied, Chicken. And my new Lego set.

Maybe he was the wrong person to ask.

Either way, I feel challenged. So now I’ve got to come up with a Lego chicken post.

1 hour later I got sick.

I started typing this post out yesterday evening and then put it on hold to watch a movie with Kait and the hubster.  Then, in the middle of that movie it became suddenly obvious that I had indeed contracted whatever thing my two boys had the night before.

So now I’m sitting here, waves of nausea coming on with the weirdest contractions I’ve ever had trying to figure out how to post about chicken when just thinking about chicken makes me feel like my insides are going to become my outsides.

Walmart has fresh boneless skinless chicken breasts for $1.78 a lb.  And not the sub-par kind.  But the perfect kind that when you take a bite you just know it came from the most perfect hen in the coop.  It’s cheaper than ground beef right now and I definitely prefer chicken to ground beef most days.
When I’m not throwing up, anyway.  Right now they both sound pretty atrocious.

And if one more kid tries to shove a Lego set in my face, explaining about all it’s amazingly intricate devices and purposes while all but following me into the bathroom I’m going to let Jesse loose in their bedroom. Alone.


So there is my Lego chicken post.  Now I’m going to lay down and watch something on Netflix and wait for the rest of my family to get back from church. Then I’m going to fuss a little to get some pity, and maybe take a nap.

And if these weird nausea contractions keep up I might just have a baby today, too.

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