Ben found another brown widow in our house two days ago. This one was making a web on our staircase and Joe identified it quickly. It was in the corner under the lip of one of our carpeted stairs. Right where feet walk. Where Lucy crawls even though she’s not supposed to crawl up the stairs.  Where we could have easily stuck one of our toes into her fang-y face.

Shivers, people.

I called maintenance again and they’re sending an exterminator out sometime I don’t know when but hopefully soon. Hopefully right now.

Today I was contacted by a researcher for a well-known show about buggy things where the narrator doesn’t have the best grammar and I yell at the show and Kait is like, Wow Mom, that really bothers you, as if she doesn’t even know me at all.  The researcher had found one of my older blog posts where I mentioned our brown widow infestation or maybe it was this one, or even this one where I talked about another resident brown widow, and wanted to know more about our story for a possible piece in an upcoming show. Now the kids think we’re going to be famous and I’m wondering if I need to clean my house real nice and bake some crumpets.  I don’t even know if crumpets are something you bake. What the heck is a crumpet anyway?

I highly doubt our story is worthy of a spot in the pest-show’s line up and I can’t decide if being on the show would be really neat or really weird anyway.

Is it just our family that seems to attract venomous spiders?  We have lived in 9 houses and 3 of them have had some sort of brown widow problems, and in one we found a black widow but she was belly up when we spotted her.  We found a brown widow in this current house before we’d even gotten ourselves moved in. It’s like they are lying in wait for us and that really creeps me out.  Either that or they’re just way more common than most of us realize but probably not. They’re probably just after me.

I like how she wears her hat and sunglasses without ever pulling them off. It’s like she knows she’s stinking cute. Because she is.

Lucky for me, Jesse doesn’t like the surf at all.  He likes small water holes with no moving water and if a gentle wave slowly washes up close to him he takes off running back up to the dunes. That’s one less kid to have to worry about being swept out to sea.

And here’s a picture of Sam yesterday, looking mighty stellar in his Toy Story 2 t-shirt.

And Kait got a picture of David Hasselhoff.

Oh, wait…  That’s Matthew.

The ocean temperature has been almost like bath water lately and the boys had tons of fun jumping in the waves while I kept redirecting busy little Lucy away from danger.

I totally meant to get a picture of Kait but with Lucy keeping me on my toes I never got a chance to take her camera from her for a second.
And why is there not a picture of Jesse, you ask?  Apparently he’s been inadvertently deleted.

Still, it was a really good day.

Until Gabe got attacked by a shark.

Okay, so it wasn’t a shark. I tried to convince Gabe to tell everybody he was bit by a shark while at the beach but he said, with a very straight face, Mom, nobody is going to believe that.

So, it was the neighbor’s dog, who was being walked on a leash on the road while all the boys, plus a few neighborhood kids, and Lucy, were in our driveway.  This family walks their dog past our kids playing almost every day without any problems.  But this time, as the dog walked past Gabe she lunged towards him, pulling the girl walking her to the ground.  The dog then jumped on Gabe, clawing at him and biting into his arm before the girl’s dad grabbed the dog and laid into her good.  It was not fun but the dog has had her Rabies shot and Gabe is okay. 

Not that I’m happy Gabe got bit, but I’m so glad that it was just an arm and that it wasn’t one of the little ones the dog turned on. There were a lot of small children very close by. Lucy was standing only 4 or 5 feet away. That is the stuff my nightmares are made of, people. Except they usually involve alligators and not dogs. But now they’ll probably involve dogs too.

YOWZA!

Anyway…

So I found this on Pinterest and I really need to know where to buy this Zombie family graphic.  I think that in the event of a zombie apocalypse this could maybe throw off some actual zombies – assuring them that we’re actually zombies ourselves (You know, just in case…)

…

Okay, so I asked Google. I can buy it here for $16. Very excellent.  You can never be too prepared for these things.

It was seriously good, people, and the recipe can be found here at For Mamas.

There isn’t much else to say about this except she’s not much of a warrior. Her door handles didn’t even survive 2 years. How’s that for stupid? At least they’re a really cheap fix.

And the only picture I can find of Xena is this one from almost 3 years ago and it’s dark right now so I’m not going to try to get a fresh one.

Moving onto Y now because I have less than 2 hours left in April, and that means less than 2 hours to finish my A to Z posts.

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I was offered a $25 Burger King gift card by My Blog Spark and one to give away to one of my readers. In exchange they asked if i would go to Burger King for free and let you people know what I thought of it. How easy is that?

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I love all the menu choices they have now but I think Burger King’s classic Whopper and fries are still my favorite and great because now I’m hungry.

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And vacant works pretty well right now because my brain has felt a little on the light side for the past week or so, hence the lag in alphabet posts.

And now I still have to come up with something for W so I can be completely caught up.

This was easier before I my brain crapped out.

Another good reason to homeschool.
KIDDING
Sort of.

I guess I’m on a roll with the rants today, yall. 

[toilet rant]

Boys and toilets seem to repel each other and it doesn’t matter how often I clean our downstairs bathroom, it always needs to be cleaned.  Always. Because of the boys.

And I’m sorry if you’re a boy and your reading this and you’re offended.

No, I cannot tell a lie. I’m not sorry.  What I am is irritated at the fact that I have to clean the freaking bathroom 7 times a day.

[/toilet rant]

Rant over.

Today I started out my search for shoes for her by going to Become.com, a website I learned about this morning that specializes in giving shoppers relevant search results, expert reviews, forums, merchants, and more. I did a couple of random searches and found everything from hammock stands, which I am in the market for as it were, to tree fort kits that have nothing to do with trees, to a glass shade pendant section and I have no idea what that even is.

I ended up finding the cutest girls suede boots pink and all soft and warm. However, most of what I saw won’t fit Lu for a while. Plus, it’s all Florida down here and who needs suede boots in the summer anyway?  So I’ll just have to bookmark my favorites and hope they’re still available come winter.

Disclosure: I was paid to write this post, obviously. However, all opinions are my own. Just so you know.