i’m in the twilight zone and the rabbit is in the bermuda triangle and i think the apocolypse might be starting

So the house pictured in the previous post is ours, yes, but because somebody doesn’t know their left from their right (not me) the house we will be moving into someday and who knows when is not the one with the ocean out the back door and through some trees.  We’re across the street from that house. And it’s really pretty and has a giant backyard. We’re only like a 5 minute walk from the ocean and that is pretty awesome and we’re walking distance from Subway so double awesome. Also, dangerous.
When I drove by it I could smell the salt air and it was very beachy.

However, the military is dumb.  Let me explain.

We were supposed to go in and look at the house and sign the papers for it on Thursday but they never called so I called them yesterday and the very nice lady I talked to was confused and she transferred me to another very nice lady who was even more confused and doesn’t even work with on base housingand then I got transferred to another nice person who said somebody would call me back soon and when they did they were confused and apparently we need to hurry up and sign for this house because they need to get somebody in it. Also, we can’t sign for the house because it isn’t ready yet and how did we even get an address yet and this is very unorthodox, apparently.

And the lady who is supposed to put a signature on our paperwork so I can schedule our movers has been content to just leave it in the box on her door for two days because it must be so hard to scribble your name to something so that a person who needs to create a move in a very short period of time can get started.

And we went to Walmart for some groceries and I swear I saw zombies in the parking lot and then again lined up for fried chicken at the deli. You can tell by the slow pace they walk and how they wander around not making eye contact and not moving to the side when they see you coming and practically run you over because zombies apparently own every isle in the parking lot AND in the store. And I guess zombies really like Walmart’s fried chicken because the line was really, really long.

Also, the Rabbit is on an island in THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE infested with Giant Troll Owls and may or may not be on a secret assignment from the government to hunt swimming aliens with his helicopter.  This is totally X-Files, people.

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