… We’ve delt with a giant headless naked statue mural.
-Our refrigerator killed our food.
-Our washer, the one that came with the rental, is quite the work horse.  It will not stop washing our clothes.  It just keeps cycling through until we remember we have a load going and stop it.
-Our washer drain hose removed itself from its housing and dumped about 6 million gallons of water onto our floor.
-Our landlord’s emergency number wasn’t the correct number.
-Our refrigerator stopped working again.
-Our sink fell out.  It’s the kind that fits under the counter, not on top of it.  After a little inspection Ryan deduced that it was installed using silicone sealant. That’s all.

None of this is tragic.  Nobody has been hurt.  It’s all just inconvenience, really.

But this sort of stuff doesn’t usually happen to us.  It happens to my BFTKC, Mama Squirrel, but not to us.  We mostly live a somewhat uneventful existence, even with all our kids. 

Now I’m sitting here waiting for the next thing to happen.  Like the fan flying out of the ceiling.  Or the door to fall off its hinges.  Or the cabinets to crash to the kitchen floor.

While I am a bit concerned that we may have signed a year lease on a Bluth company model home, it’s feels almost exciting.

Almost.

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