is this normal? it’s probably best if you didn’t answer that question.
Me: You’re wearing your shirt inside out.
My 10 year old: Yes, I know. I’m being a Jedi.
Me: Of course… Because all Jedi’s wear their shirts inside out.
Then later with a different kid…
Me: Please go get me a diaper for Lucy. She leaked through.
My 13 year old son:Yes ma’am. Um… and there is this guy and he has blue armor and it glows…
Me: DUDE. Diaper. Lucy. Poop everywhere.
My 13 year old son: Oh yeah, um, sure. Would you like that on a plate? Also, would you like a fork?
I find myself asking them often, where are your parents?
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