is this normal? it’s probably best if you didn’t answer that question.

Me: You’re wearing your shirt inside out.

My 10 year old: Yes, I know. I’m being a Jedi.

Me: Of course… Because all Jedi’s wear their shirts inside out.

Then later with a different kid…

Me: Please go get me a diaper for Lucy. She leaked through.

My 13 year old son:Yes ma’am. Um… and there is this guy and he has blue armor and it glows…

Me: DUDE. Diaper. Lucy. Poop everywhere.

My 13 year old son: Oh yeah, um, sure. Would you like that on a plate? Also, would you like a fork?

I find myself asking them often, where are your parents?

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