Must have Christmas gift #2: The Spongester

These are my sponges. They’re the kind that go on the top of a soap filled handle. I have regular sponges too, however they declined my request for a quick photo op.

One of the pictured sponges got embarassing so I bought some new ones and tossed the evil sponge into the garbage.

However, if I had a Spongster I wouldn’t have had to throw out that evil sponge because it has a special slot for evil sponges and is labeled evil sponge.

It is supposed to help you know which sponge you use to wipe out your sink (apparently only evil sponges do this?) so you don’t use the wrong sponge for that. It also has a slot that says good sponge for the sponge that cleans your dishes and counters because evidently they aren’t as bacterialized (it’s a word) as your sink is? But I call false on that because any sponge that hasn’t been bleached and/or microwaved is evil in my book.

I used question marks in odd places in that last paragraph on purpose. Also, I lost my point somewhere back there.

Anyway, I need the good sponge, evil sponge rack because I don’t know why. Maybe so I can punish my sponge for being disgusting by putting it on the evil sponge rack. Also, if I had the Spongester I wouldn’t accidentally grab my evil sponge to wipe my mouth out in a panic just after I accidentally eat half a tube of superglue.

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