Random Thoughts

Monday, September 21st, 2009 at 7:10 pm

Posted By Kait

Is cheese dead milk, or is it more alive then ever?
Does the chicken come before the egg, or is it the other way around?
If we poured red dye into the ocean, would it turn the sky purple?
Are pigs really as stupid as movies make them out to be? I don’t think so.
Is it possible for somebody’s eyes to change colors, or is it just me?
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one around, does it make a sound? Or do the other trees just laugh at him?
Do parents really think that they’re cool, or are they just oblivious?
Is 14 a neater number the 13? Why?
I wonder if when God told Adam and Eve to name the animals, if Eve wanted to name them “Ahhh,” and “Your Adorable”?
Did Adam have to persuade her otherwise?
Are the owners of Coke and Pepsi friends?
Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck in the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
How is it that people could put a man on the moon before they put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast into a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are a billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why is it that whenever I attempt to catch something that is falling from the table, I always manage to knock something else over?
Why, I wonder, am I so strange?