this is not the time to be on my bad side, people. just sayin’. you may want to watch your footing. or not.

Saturday, July 23rd, 2011 at 1:09 am

I know it’s not like the world is after me or anything and I know all these little problems right now are trivial in the grand scheme of things but seriously, strange forces are working against me people and please just stop it already!

And Dear Craigslist, you are my worst enemy right now. And Dear landlord lady, I’m not really mad at you but seriously, why can’t you just do it my way because I just so very badly want something to be easy right now.

Also, I hate dog hair and I know hate is a strong word and I totally mean it that way. And my cat is really trying to push me over the edge with his incessant 5am meowing and meowing and meowing because he thinks he’s a wild animal who must go potty out of doors.

Oh, guess what, ya’ll? We signed for our house, got the keys, and the movers are coming on Monday and the move inspection guy said that we have way less stuff than they thought and they can move us in JUST ONE DAY! How awesome is that and apparently I’m bipolar.