we start ‘em early around here.
While Mom has her back turned I think I’ll get to work on my baby manifesto.
Some key points I must remember to include:
- All the things are mine.
- Mom shall never be more than 4 feet away from me.
- It’s my way or I’ll ruin everything and everybody is gonna be sorry.
- I shall never sleep again.
If I could only figure out how to spell.
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