No, not a miniature sleigh. The world hasn’t gone that crazy yet but after shopping at the Walmart yesterday (and might I add that you should never take your 5 youngest kids to Walmart on the first of the month) and filling our two carts up with fruits, veggies, meats, and dairy because we’ve been taking eating a cleaner diet more seriously I stumbled upon these and completely ruined the healthy vibe my cart had going on.

Candy Corn, people.
Candy. Freaking. Corn.

Some of you people may think that Halloween is bad because of ghosts and goblins and the devil but no. What makes Halloween evil are these orange and yellow bad boys. If unicorn horns could produce nectar this is what it would taste like.

I accidentally opened them and poured them into the glass dish that sits empty all year long waiting for candy corn before I took a picture because I’m too eager.  A couple also accidentally fell into my mouth as I was pouring them.

I guess I had better step up my running since apparently it’s officially sugar season now.  I’m already late for my run this morning so I had better go.

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