wild panda attack. a not-so-serious, serious head injury. and butter toffee coffee.
I started my minimalist post today but didn’t get it finished because I got completely sidetracked at every turn. It’s because I have a serious head injury. Probably.
It happened when I was attacked and knocked down very suddenly by a wild panda yesterday while I was out running. At least I assume it was a panda, or something else wild, because there is no way I tripped over a huge chunk of absolutely nothing on the sidewalk. It’s just not like me.
I hurt my shoulder and hit my head and was dazed and confused for a moment and had a headache for about a half hour and I’ve been successfully milking this one all day, using it as an excuse for anything and everything I’ve done that’s a little off today.
Like put up curtains. And decorating my kitchen walls.
Marty? What’s wrong with me? Am I going to die?
And on a completely unrelated note, guess what I found at Walmart?
Gloria Jean’s Butter Toffee Coffee, YEAH. Only the absolutely most amazing coffee EVER.
And then this:
Seriously, people, I have GOT to have a Whoville-blue Christmas tree.
And a lavender one and a pink one for good measure.
Also, I bought a bag of cranberries today for the very first time ever.
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