You can take pretty much anything and add a remote control to it and make it excellent. According to Sam.
Over the last 24 hours I’ve had 3 separate conversations with 4 year old Sam about what he wants for his birthday, which is in May and not really what I consider to be just around the corner. Still, his birthday has become a frequent topic of conversation around here lately and since pretty much everything that comes out of Sam’s mouth is interesting enough to create a blog post I thought I’d go ahead and write out the three conversations here.
Sam: Mom, I really want a remote controlled carrot for my birthday.
Me: Why?
Sam: Because it will just be so cool.
Me: Is that all?
Sam: No. I also want a remote controlled whale that is drawing.
And a balloon that doesn’t pop all the time.
And three green balloons that do pop sometimes.
And remote controlled balloons that glow.
Sam: Mom, for my birthday I really want you to get $100.
Me: You want me to get $100 for your birthday?
Sam: Yes.
Wait… Nooooo…
I mean I want you to get me $100 for my birthday so I can buy a remote control.
Sam: For my birthday I really want a remote controlled carrot.
And a remote controlled whale that is drawing, and a remote controlled TV, and a remote controlled shark, and a remote controlled helicopter.
Me: Sam, why does everything have to be remote controlled?
Sam: I don’t know.
Kait: Sam, that’s not a good enough answer for a blog post. Say something different.
I’m getting the feeling that Sam feels about remote controls the same way I feel about chocolate. It makes everything better.
And is there anything cuter than Sam in his dad’s flight suit?
Nope.
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I hear remote controlled coffee mugs are all the rage right now.
And when in May is his birthday?
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May 16th — not long before yours.
Aaaaaawesome. Give Sam a fistbump for me.
By the way, May 16th is the day Star Wars Episode II came to theaters. Just so ya know

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Ummmm…That was supposed to be from ME. Taylor.
Ha! I was wondering why your mom was so excited about that. Also, that she knew when Star Wars Episode II came out kind of threw me for a minute.
So, Trailer, you’re baking now?
Remote controlled everything is awesome. Except military aircraft. That is just wrong.
Agreed, but only because you’re my husband because, actually, I’m not even sure I have an opinion on the subject.
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Ok, two things:
1. YES! You listened to me when I told you we need more Sam-isms! I love that boy’s brain. It is a gift to the world and you must share it.
2. I actually found a carrot remote control, which is a bit different than a remote-controlled carrot, but still… I wonder if he saw this somewhere?
http://www.amazon.com/Jojos-Bump-Remote-Control-Car/dp/B004ANVI40
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This is close but I’m not sure he’d be tricked. However, it is a remote controlled something, and that is sure to please him.
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Also, a carrot WITH a remote control:
http://www.picturesof.net/pages/110427-053847-544053.html
We’re circling the idea…
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This is funny, Becky, but not exactly what he’s after. Keep looking.
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Put some glow sticks in some green balloons and blow them up (for after dark). Maybe he will think it is awesome.
I actually found gree balloons with LED lights in them. He thinks they’re pretty sweet
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